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Date: September 2001
Source: Jane
Interviewed: Oliver
Interview
Oliver is answering questions sent in by women that read Jane magazine.
Praised by bizarro filmmaker David Lynch, Rammstein - that crazy German heavy-metal band known for setting themselves on fire - is now on their Mutter tour. Bassist Oliver takes time out from being an eccentric Euro to give you sensible advice.
Q:My girl friends insist a great way to get it on with a guy is to just ask him to make out after only about five minutes of talking to him. True?A:Most guys are shy and inhibited, and they like it if you approach them. But what about giving eight minutes a try?
Q:A lot of women think there's nothing hotter than a guy who's an architect. Is there any job a woman can have that will turn men on so universally?A:Yes. All creative professions, such as fashion designer, painter, nurse or tour guide in Iceland, for example.
Q:How do guys tell if a woman is good in bed?A:Men first look at ass and tits, but they do that instinctively. To find out if a woman is good in bed, you have to try her out.
Q:My boyfriend has a ponytail and it's just so 1993. He's agreed to ditch it, but wants a haircut that still says, "Hi, I'm a laid-back weed smoker." Any ideas?A:Great proof of your love for your boyfriend is that you accept him as he is. Stop having a go at him!
Now, Oliver has a question for you Jane readers:
Q:Who is the cutest member of Rammstein and why?A:Oliver. Because his creative use of facial hair is particularly saucy. I find myself fighting a considerable urge to grab hold of his virile Hulk Hogan 'stache.